The Case of the Vanishing Turd

The strangest thing just happened...

Trent is still pooping in the Pull Up that he wears during his nap. As usual, I sat him on the potty before I put down in his bed and tried to get him to poop to no avail. So, I put his Pull Up on his and put him to bed and turned on the video monitor. Like clockwork, the second I shut the door, I can hear him pushing and grunting through the monitor. I let him finish and then went back in his room to change him.

Now, here's where it gets interesting...

I put Trent back to bed and then walked over to the changing table where I then meticulously wrapped his golf ball sized turd (he clearly needs to consume more water today) in his diaper. Suddenly, my dog, Blue, barked from behind me which made me turn around and jump. As I did so, the turd flew out of the diaper but I spun so quickly, I didn't see where it went! The diaper felt lighter so I checked it to make sure that the turd was in fact, gone and it was. The diaper was turd free. I glanced around the room and didn't see the missing piece of poop.

I then dropped to my hands and knees and searched every square inch of that room and I could not, for the life of me, find the missing poo! The entire time I searched, Trent was staring at me and saying his standard remark after he poops, "Poo poo is yucky." I searched under the dresser, the crib, inside the crib, etc. but that darn thing is gone!

The only thing I can think of is that Blue quickly inhaled it much like my parent's dog ate Trent's poop that one time I blogged about months ago. I guess it's pay back because that turd has vanished! I will search one more time once Trent wakes up from his nap but for now, I have deemed the incident "the case of the vanishing turd." Detective Tianna is on the matter and I am bound and determined to solve this darn mystery!