In light of Barbara Walters 10 Most Fascinating People special airing tonight, I thought that I would create my own list of things and/or people that I found most fascinating in 2012. Let the sarcasm begin.
10. The 15% increase in sex toy sales as a result of Fifty Shades of Grey and the bondage kit available for purchase just in time for the holidays. Ben Wa Balls anyone? Now that's a present I want to open in front of the family.
9. Courtney Stodden...need I say more?
8. The fact that Lindsey Lohan is not in jail yet.
7. The fact that Snooki is now the mother to a little "guido." Lord help us.
6. Jake Gyllenhall's scarf.
5. The elasticity and length of Honey Boo Boo's snot when it shot out of her nose after sneezing.
4. The near loss of Sesame Street.
3. Reza's, from The Shah's of Sunset, meticulously groomed mustache.
2. Any and all fabric that has enough elasticity to cover and move with Kim Kardashian's ass.
1. The gnats that came out of Mama's, from Here comes Honey Boo Boo, forklift foot.
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