I'm so bloated. I have no doubt that at this very moment, I could go into a pool and be used as a flotation device for a small family. If one were to stick a pin in me, I would deflate and sputter away like a popped balloon. Combined with the fatigue and nausea, I feel pretty crappy.
I was always surprised to hear that others showed as early as seven or eight weeks with their second pregnancy. I had my doubts upon hearing such proclamations but now, my suspicions are now and forever confirmed....to all the second time moms out there, unless you're having sextuplets, you are not showing, you are just bloated! The baby is the size of a raspberry for crying out loud, so again, I must say, you are not showing!!
So, for those of you, and you know who you are, who have touched my belly upon hearing that I am pregnant and said, "I thought you were pregnant because you're showing," I must inform you, I am NOT showing, I am insanely, ridiculously, and uncontrollably bloated but thank you for making me feel as crappy as I feel!
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